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tcam

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Posted - 11/13/2017 :  19:53:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back normal so the doctor says, "Harry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

Harry replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof!, the light goes on. When I'm done, poof!, the light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Harry's wife.

"Mrs. White," he says, "Harry is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"

"OH GOOD GRIEF!" Mrs. White exclaims, "He's pissing in the fridge again!"

Evan M

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Posted - 11/14/2017 :  05:13:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL.
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jimmcdonald

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Posted - 11/14/2017 :  17:01:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
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