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Bob Nist

USA
Posted - 03/10/2023 :  21:27:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday, but couldn't find any.

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care.

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: “That’s the last thing I need!”

You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example.

I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.

Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

To the mathematician who thought of the idea of zero. Thanks for nothing!

Son: "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
Dad: "No sun.”

Skylark

USA
Posted - 03/11/2023 :  01:39:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That's a bunch of good zingers!
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Billy Collins

USA
Posted - 03/19/2023 :  11:01:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Enjoyed these. Thanks Bob.
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